recent observations - giddyup!

Well, I didn't observe her, but apparently everyone else did...that is to say, Tara Reid, who if she ages should make a really fun-to-watch old person, in that boy-this-is-awkward-but-I-can't-pull-myself-away-OH!-there-look-she-did-it-again way.

"Actress" and society bon vivant Reid showed up uninvited to a recent Kentucky Derby gala, news agencies have reported, and she did her act, which is not really an act except for the fact that she does it so frequently now that she seems quite practiced at it, like all the best method students. She arrived and verbaled her way past security with her best "don't you know who I am" routine, moved to the cocktail juggling act, and then thesped her way around every male guest she could slink towards. All in all, another notch in the Gen Y Grand Dame's sobriety-reduction belt, and another step on the ladder to that majestic hall of fame for aggressive over-indulgers that the rest of us call "the grave".

"THEY'RE OFF! And Spindlehammer is in the lead, followed closely by Washtub Jane, who leads Biblical Proportion and Lead With Your Right, with Formal Attire trailing dead last and as they round the first corner -- WAIT! There's a young woman staggering onto the track, and I believe, yes, it's Tara Reid! Reid gets her steam up and as she comes even with the horses it's now Biblical Proportion, followed by Spindlehammer, with Reid and Washtub Jane a close third. My lord, this is going to be one for the books, ladies and gentlemen..."

Heh.