"crazy eyes" mcginty rides again!
When you think of runaway brides, you envision young girls who've decided that whole nuptials deal just isn't for them, whether out of better judgment or after being on the wrong end of a forced conjoinment. By comparison, Jennifer Wilbanks has been made to look like some wild-eyed, KA-RAAAAAAZZY harridan. The 32-year-old woman who last week got cold feet and disappeared from her hometown on a bus, stopping off in New Mexico to call her folks with the bad news, seems a tad old for the whole running-away-from-home-saga concept. At that age, you expect people to be on their own anyway, which begs the question, why would you run away from home, rather than just going to it and not returning certain calls?
Beside the point: let's get back to those photos. Did someone just dig through all the family albums and declare "We have a winner!" when they came across that ghastly, glaring image, something akin to a woman who's possibly had too much too drink out of depression over a bad relationship choice, but then decided, "Hey, some blow would go nicely with my buyer's remorse!" and hitched a ride to another in a long string of bad dive-bars?
I'm just saying. But maybe we give this gal a break, and hope that she doesn't jump at further proposals any time soon.
Similarly, back in 1993, Winifred "Crazy Eyes" McGinty was alleged to have said she was going out for pizza, when hours later she was discovered three counties away eating chicken wings. Her friends and family were appalled, recalling how, five years earlier, she said she was going to see a movie, but was found reading romance novels in the local library. And she hadn't told a soul!
Her pictures didn't come out too good, either.
Beside the point: let's get back to those photos. Did someone just dig through all the family albums and declare "We have a winner!" when they came across that ghastly, glaring image, something akin to a woman who's possibly had too much too drink out of depression over a bad relationship choice, but then decided, "Hey, some blow would go nicely with my buyer's remorse!" and hitched a ride to another in a long string of bad dive-bars?
I'm just saying. But maybe we give this gal a break, and hope that she doesn't jump at further proposals any time soon.
Similarly, back in 1993, Winifred "Crazy Eyes" McGinty was alleged to have said she was going out for pizza, when hours later she was discovered three counties away eating chicken wings. Her friends and family were appalled, recalling how, five years earlier, she said she was going to see a movie, but was found reading romance novels in the local library. And she hadn't told a soul!
Her pictures didn't come out too good, either.
posted by scn at 3:23 PM
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