really into chekhov

Ensign Pavel Chekhov always seemed to be a confused young man. The way his brow would furrow when faced with a difficult situation, well, you just knew he was ripe for a scam artist or slick operator to have their way with him.

But this week, we learned that George Takei came out of the closet, and it all becomes clear now. Sulu could have lulled Chekhov into some sordid experimentation with little more than the promise of a cute, trilling tribble and some Saurian brandy back in his quarters. It just seems so obvious: Sulu never made a play for Lt. Uhura, but his evil alternate universe doppelganger did. And in a lost episode, Sulu volunteered to head up the Federation Musical Theater Company.

To boldly go where no man has gone before, indeed.




photon torpedo ready, captain!