more proof is not needed

Further evidence that television is the sinkhole of our cultural enmity, a place where quality programming and matters of importance are becoming fewer and more distant:

AN ABC FAMILY ORIGINAL MOVIE

PIZZA MY HEART

An old family rivalry. A new recipe for disaster.

(Image: behind two star-crossed lovers, two old men in aprons

get ready to swing at each other with pizza paddles.)

or:

Don't believe your eyes.

CRISS ANGEL: MINDFREAK

Escape Artist. Mystifier. Surrealist. Manipulator. Provocateur. Madman.

(sigh)

That second one? It's on A&E.