piggy-backing off my previous reports...
- The Poseidon Adventure is being re-made. Did I not just say...(sigh). I'm sure it will be fascinating cinema.
- Bad Behavior, Volume 58: Russell Crowe being arrested for throwing a telephone. Did you see that photo of him being carted off by police? A billion-dollar man, I'd guess, and he can't find something better than that ugly-ass blue jacket?
- Bad Behavior Catching Up With You, Volume 93: Anyone counting down to the Michael Jackson Implosion? The Season Finale Fireworks? The THUD that only the most hardened observers expect to hear after a guilty verdict is announced? We need a nuclear clock for this one, ticking off the milliseconds until A Very Special Episode.
And by the way, kids, never try to write something while watching a David Lynch film. The simultaneous distractions of creation and a puzzle movie is too much for the brain to handle.
- Bad Behavior, Volume 58: Russell Crowe being arrested for throwing a telephone. Did you see that photo of him being carted off by police? A billion-dollar man, I'd guess, and he can't find something better than that ugly-ass blue jacket?
- Bad Behavior Catching Up With You, Volume 93: Anyone counting down to the Michael Jackson Implosion? The Season Finale Fireworks? The THUD that only the most hardened observers expect to hear after a guilty verdict is announced? We need a nuclear clock for this one, ticking off the milliseconds until A Very Special Episode.
And by the way, kids, never try to write something while watching a David Lynch film. The simultaneous distractions of creation and a puzzle movie is too much for the brain to handle.
posted by scn at 8:51 PM
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