Friday, November 25, 2005

running running running

I feel like I've been running in circles - albeit very wide ones - since five this morning. Black Monday - maybe. It was definitely grey monday, with a sky of Spielbergian clouds covering everything for almost the entire day. With a single exception I have completed both Christmas shopping and the wife's birthday shopping...tasks I told myself I would begin sooner than I did and complete for less cash. But that's really par for the course when it comes to the holidays.

It feels good to have it all done, though. Crystal's birthday is a few days before Christmas, and she deserves for the day to be glorious so it doesn't get pressed aside by the birth of Christ, etc, etc. FrostyGrinchRudolphCrystal'sBirthdayAChristmasStoryNoelStockingsTreeLights - wha? What was that? That's how I think she views it.

Have gotten the Toys for Tots items as well, both through her office and our local poetry slam. Charity begins at an open mic, or something like that.

The Ice Harvest was disappointing, if only in that it should have been marketed as a noirish crime film and not a slapsticky comedy. Oliver Platt is his usual brilliant self. His scenes are worth the price of admission. However, the Crazy Man in front of us in the local art-house theater made for an even more entertaining night. Crys thinks he had Tourette's, but I think he was just a whole lotta crunk. He waved his arms, laughed inappropriately, spoke loudly words that had nothing in common with the scenes he was viewing, and generally made himself seem quite scary. At one point she leaned over to me and said "Are you seeing this?" and I told her I was ignoring it...that crazy won't quiet down when shushed.

That aside, we also got to visit with The Canadian Sister, who made her annual pilgrimage to the homestead. Since she's here this week we won't see her at Christmas. This is too bad but I don't blame them for taking the time to be alone during some part of the holidays. That's how I'd play it.

The alleged classic Le Samourai was disappointing. The Comedians of Comedy tour film was better than expected, mostly because of Brian Posehn and (more so) Zach Galifinakis (sorry, probably misspelled that). Disc three of the Aeon Flux box set is the gem; the original shorts are on there and are as awesome today as they were back in the days of Liquid Television.

Still striving to have several new pieces polished before this coming Wednesday's Dunn Bros. And really, apart from napping, that's all I have.

Here's to everyone who didn't freak out while shopping today. You were dead-eyed and soulless, but I salute you all.




that's mr. lurkey, thank you

Saturday, November 19, 2005

dunn bros. results for wednesday, november 16th

Another fine excursion at the Dunn Bros. Poetry Grind, with Joaquin and Michael Guinn taking top places with extraordinary skill and righteous scores. I actually managed a third-place showing despite a time penalty on the second piece. I really need to cut those ad-libs down a notch. And the Slam Courage award goes to Colin, who faltered halfway through his first piece and made up for it with the second round. He approached the matter not with embarrassment, angry disgust or even so much as self-deprecating sarcasm...he was cool, calm and dignified, and I admire him all the more for it. He's one to watch.

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Thanksgiving Family Movie Alert! Harry Potter and The Gobbler of Fire: just dandy, go and enjoy.

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Half-Life 2 for XBOX has gotten short shrift due to that 360 thingie coming out here in the next few days. The game is terrific, fun and very reminiscent of its predecessor. Good stuff.

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Holidays are coming. Be sure to act nice until January 7th, when we can all go back to being complete assholes. That is, except for you shoppers...you go right on being the little manic freaks that you always are.

Thus endeth the lesson.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

shorty archives

errant, in arrears

he was the kind of man who,
when translating the language of love,
got the verbs all wrong.



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you go, gamera!

giant turtle!
jet-flame feet!
psychic zookeeper!
island terror!
giant bat-like bird race!
unnatural origin!
radioactive plight!
saki-drinking tenured professor!
grizzled ex-cop!
mysterious atoll!
military lasers!
ultimate showdown!
mt fuji!
and buildings that crumble
like models!
TOHO!
TOHO!
TOHO!



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the dirt of golgotha

the dirt of golgotha,
stained with the threat of faith,
is daily ground upward into
our worn and weary soles
yet we brush it away with
disregard, contempt,
as tedium crushes our bones
to paste
with which the next set of walls
will be mortared

row well, and live.


jarwha-?

I saw Jarhead the other night. Really a great movie. Well-acted, some beautifully haunting images, a decent amount of humor, and an all-around impressive film...until you wake up the next morning.

Jarhead is one of the most impressive forgettable films I've seen in ages. I rarely have such a strong reaction while in a theater and then less than 24 hours later can't come up with much to recommend, save for my own memories of thinking I would recommend it.


I'm sorry, what was I talking about?


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The armload is light this week. Been working many hours of overtime and gone to a poetry event here and there. Also trying to stay caught up with little things like family gatherings, Family Guy, stacks of paper on my desk, the checkbook, more overtime...I'm also writing and discussing writing with The Beautiful Wife, who has decided that it's time to re-evaluate her own creativity. After her many hours of overtime, that is. Oh, and marital relations, we can't forget those. Trying to maintain the good life on all fronts.

So, not much to report. Jar-huh? is mentioned above. I have Delon's Le Samourai and the final edition of MPD Psycho burning a hole in the desk upon which our TV stands, and we did recently watch a new Dave Attell concert DVD that was okay, but no great shakes. Nothing to see here, move along.


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Wacky dreams last night. First I had one where I was trying to match the right box to the right place in the warehouse...this was not far from what I spent hours doing this week at work, but this was more of the evil-Tetris version, very dreamstate, very frustrating when all you want is blue-sky/happy-bunny/floaty-balloon sleep. Then, second dream: The Beautiful Wife and I were in a strange theater trying to watch Capote (which I have not seen, so it's going to freak me out if when we finally see it I have deja vu), but these two women were disrupting the show, making noise from the back. I went to talk with them and they were very pleasant but clearly crazy, and we ended up leaving the theater before the show ended. Ran through an adjoining restaurant and shopping center, and all I could think was "why are running? it makes us look like we're the ones who were causing trouble". No sun, no sky, no bunnies, no balloons. I really need to up my dosage of Tylenol PM.


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So, not feeling terribly rested, and a long day ahead. Cutting you loose, but first a little GAMING REVIEW:

Far Cry Instincts - Awesome, sweet, sweet and awesome. Beautifully-rendered, terrific fun, and not overly hard like some games (COUGHCallofCthuhluHACKNinjaGaidenHARUMPH).

The Warriors - Half the fun in starting this game was explaining the original film to TBW. Pure fighter, but looks like fun.

Half-Life 2 - The XBOX port of this game comes out this Tuesday, and I am waiting like a little Star Wars geekboy in hopes that it will be everything I want and more.

Frankly, I don't care about the 360. I'm having way too much fun with the current crop of original XBOX games. I'm still hustling San Andreas, riding through Burnout Revenge and SSX On Tour, and now these new ones. I'm loving the XBOX now more than ever.

360 is for suckers.





warriors, come out and playeeeeee!

Saturday, November 05, 2005

scotch

If you're a local poet, chances are just that one word will conjure a hearty laugh. Especially if you were at Dan's Silverleaf in Denton on November 1st, when an incident involving (apparently) a LOT of scotch took place. Scotch, and Jesus, and a bad run of luck. But you had to be there.

As my old friend Raymond used to say, let's make this chapter a mystery.





benet's fourth edition - for those who like to lord it over the rest of us!